AAJ TAK-------Khabri!!!??

Ha ha ha ha...! that what i do after reading the newz of my college....!!This is not the one which college use to put up on the college notice board....Are use notice ki kisko parwah hai...!! One can miss to read the email for the interview...But no one can miss to read the mail by khabriii.......

Kabhri Bhayiya u are great...I dont know where you got such a errotic news about the college peoples.....!! I feel, till now one get it which type of khabars i am taking of...!!!

That, was the last mail, I read contaning..ankush even get engaged with such and such.......Isnt such khabri should be there in every college...atleast people like me who are not in college can be, in conatant touch with the hot news which we use to hear during our college days....!

This khabri bahyia is not discolsed to anyone....But main pata lagaa ke rahungaan..!
Hey newz even contained about my teachers..! arree yaar aise konse links hain!! I really wanna be the part of your newz correspondent group...!!

Play Safe:--Experience with Girls..!

Oh::) have you ever seen a men crying Play Safe!!...Plz dont take it in a wrong notion....I am serious..It is all about my experience with these beautiful looking creatures which GOD created..
we usually call them as Girls, Women, ect etc...! So, letz share some of my experiance with these cute creatures....

Hey, guys people use to shop, infact everyone use to shop..but you ever had an experience to go for a shoping with a girls accompnying you....that is the most horible experaince I ever had..
I was out with my two friends(Girls), ....So, now what??

We, were planning to go for a shopping in some teenagers market in some part of delhi..infact i must say "they" were planning..where I stand's!! when they are taking decision...so, finally after along conversation some what of 1/2an hr, they agrred for a place...(Thank God..)..

Me: Hey thank God, u agreed, otherwise i was planning to drop the plan of shopping..!
Ne: What you mean, we dont understand, each other..Haan??
Me:May be; But when i said this thing???
Ka: Plz do leave it..Him..,Do wait a while..I will back, after putting some sunscreen lotion and all..
Ne: Ya, ka. you are right, i even like to put some...
Me: Oh! God..Ur complection will not become dark,as it is evening..Plz be back soon...
Again after 15min..
Ka: Hey, we are here,Letz go...
Me: Finally..We left for market..
Ne: Hey see whatz a nice top..
Ka: Let see for the price..
Ne: He is saying for 150..arre bahiya its not such a costly material..
ka: arre lets leave it, we must see somthing else...
now after moving in a market for 20 minutes..always doing window shopping..
Final, they find some shop of there interest..
Me: Should I stand out..? as it all filled up with ladies..(But from the bottom of my heart I am desparate to go in)..But on the otherhand i was bit afraid not to involve in this,its too hard to select.
Ne:Upto you..!
ka:letz get in...
....................................................after a wait of 1/2 hr i just gave a missed call plz do come out, then again after 15 min i made a call
Me: what are you u doing inside for such a long, taking so much time??...Ne: on phn wait a while we will be back in five minutes....
Me(to myself):Finally when they are back..
Me: Why, You were taking so much time?? and what u have shoped..i feel u must have buyed all the shop...haan!!
Ka: ha ha...You know finally we buyed a Tshirt..
Me: what?? for such a long u were buying single Tshirt...Hey Prabhu....Now should we move..??
Ka: I am bit tired..should we take some rest?..
Me: As you say Mam!!..
after an 30 minutes...now they planned to look for the pants...
Ka: Ok, lets start lookin from the starting of the market...
Me: why dont you go for loooking for the shops here..and now when you have allready seen the shops u must have an idea, from where you find these....
there is lot more..
Then we (they) shop for around 1 and half hour...

Now, I have made a mistake..and I was realizing that.....
We spend almost four hrs there in market..and back with just a Tshirt and pair of Pants thats it...!and I just wasted my day and nothing shopped for myself...

Hey Ne and ka ...dont take it seriously...its all about fun..my real experiance which i never disclossed to you....But relly misssing that days of fun...which I even experianced with you babes..!!

Seriously...!!What these creatures are....!!Only God(Confused..!!) can understand
My Dearest,, Lovelly girls..!